Passion killer
“Part of my undergraduate research involved nearly two months driving the coastline of Kent with family and my boyfriend to catch amphipods (sand hoppers – the size of a small woodlouse) by hand.
The purpose was to identify whether a non-native species of amphipod was present and reproducing in Kent. Spoiler alert – it was present and reproducing. It took weeks of crawling through rotting seaweed, tampon applicators and rubbish attempting to catch these animals by hand without squashing them.
Then for my twentieth birthday, my boyfriend organised a surprise barbecue party on the beach with all of my friends, course mates and family. He lit up the beach with tall roman candles, which was very romantic.
However, when the sun went down swarms of amphipods climbed on top of one another in their hundreds to get to the candles. If only I had known this a few months earlier it would have saved so much time.”